Fuckbois are the new “it” scourge of the modern age. He might not necessarily be a fuckboi, he’s proabbly actually a really nice guy, but he certainly has that resting fuckboi face…
1. People will actually whisper behind his back in public, saying ‘look at that fuckboi’.
And all he can do is helplessly lower his head. You can check out what he is wearing all you want – it’s definitely not his clothes… It’s just his resting fuckboi face.
2. People avoid him at bars and parties.
It’s almost like there’s a magic repulsion force field around him. No matter which way he walks there’s a 3 foot radius of people walking away from him. It’s not fair. Did people not remember their first lesson in kindergarten? Don’t judge a book by its cover, duh…
3. People just love to tell him — rub the salt in the wound, why don’t they?
Either the first thing someone will say to him when we walks up into them in a bar is “F*ckboi be gone” or they love to tell him about how they thought he was a grade A f*ckboi when they first met him.
He always ask for clarification, like why they thought he was a f*ckboi, but they can never give a concrete answer. They just say it has something to do with his “aura” or some other mythical bullsh*t.
4. He’s unshaven a lot of the time.
Shaving your face sucks okay?! It’s easier to just not shave, and have a scratchy exterior. But unfortunately for him, the lack of facial attention might just lead to him to looking a little like Kevin Federline… so like major f*ckboi status.
5. He can zone out not matter what he’s doing.
He doesn’t mean to, he just get lost in his thoughts really easily. When he gets distracted, he looks like he generally doesn’t care about anything. And so he looks like a true stone-hearted f*ckboi.
6. People are constantly giving him dirty looks.
You aren’t sure, but you have a hunch that it’s because they think he is f*ckboi. You get it, people don’t want to be around f*ckbois, but he isn’t a f*ckboi, he’s just misunderstood.
7. You have to keep track of his expressions.
It’s exhausting, but anything to keep away the fuckboi accusations. The worst is when you let your guard down for a minute and then he get’s labeled immediately. How can people be so cruel to a fellow human?
8. People buy him f*ckboi shoes as presents.
Like, thanks for the Yeezy’s? He appreciates that someone spent so much on his present, but this is just not his style. You wish people would buy him things he actually liked, like a book…
9. Everyone keeps tagging him in ‘f*ckboi’ articles – he is NOT a f*ckboi.
Not a day goes by where his Facebook and Instagram notifications aren’t all about various f*ckboi articles that his friends just couldn’t wait to rub in his face…
Wait a second though… maybe he just might be a fuckboi?