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Coffee Made Me Do It: 7 Reasons To Drink More Coffee And Be More Awesome

7 Reasons To Drink More Coffee

We’ve all read articles that give us the green light to drink more coffee in the morning.

You’ve got the Eating Well article that tells you between one and five cups could prevent Alzheimer’s disease, there’s the Men’s Fitness article that says drinking coffee once a day could actually prevent death by six percent.

Here are some other health benefits of coffee. And since there is so much compelling evidence, it makes me want to bathe in this stuff.

Why Java?

Of course, the reasons for drinking coffee go well beyond the scientific ones. There are a whole handful of great reasons to drink coffee that are way more exciting than beating death and remembering things when we’re old.

It Keeps Your Hands Warm:

I started drinking coffee only because my parents liked to keep the house I grew up in at a chilly 67 degrees in the winter, when I’m really much more of a 76-degree kind of girl. I just wanted to be warmer, and the intense heat from the outside of the mug made a pretty significant difference in my bundled-up years.

You Can Blame Bad Breath On It: 

Did you forget to brush your teeth before you went to buy groceries? Did you just eat a sandwich with onions on it? Did you totally burp right before your crush walked into class? Just shield your mouth, giggle, and say, “Don’t get too close. I just drank a cup of coffee.” No one thinks that coffee is gross.

It Helps You Look Fancy: 

All of those hip celebrities are photographed running errands with their coffee in hand, looking chic and effortless but still fancy because they’re rich and stuff. You, too, can look fancy if you choose to carry your coffee everywhere with you. Just throw on some sunglasses, a white tee, and a pair of awesome jeans and look – you’re so fancy!

It Also Helps You Look Like A Hard Worker: 

There’s nothing that gets more pity for a hungover face than a cup of coffee. You weren’t out drinking last night; you were just working late on a project for work or school. That’s why you have your coffee cup glued to your lips and your makeup is nowhere to be found. Working so hard is absolutely exhausting.

You Can Use It To Pick Up A Date: 

If you happen to look over and see a cute potential partner, consider asking them to get coffee with you. And since there are so many different kinds of cafes and shops, you don’t have to commit to two hours of dinner courses if it doesn’t go well. Just you know that you can afford to spring for both orders without giving up your favorite brand-name toilet paper this week. Everyone loves a coffee date.

You Can’t Get That Casual Look Without It: 

Does there happen to be a cute guy or girl chilling in your bed but you’re already up and moving? You ought to make a good impression, of course. Rather than looking like a frazzled mistake, grab your coffee, your messy hair, and your kimono and chill by a window with your favorite eBook and a cup of coffee. You’ll look so filtered and fabulous in the morning light.

It’s Delicious: 

It comes in unending flavors. And can be personalized in a dozen or more ways. Because drinking coffee is like liquid Heaven. And even if you don’t like it at first, you’ll totally like it once you find your favorite preparation of it. Then you’ll be hooked. What better reason to drink something than it earning 10 points by all drinkers everywhere for great taste? Exactly.