There are certain things that men understand about us, but there are so many things that they just don’t get.
C’mon girls, we do some weird ass shit – lezzbehonest:
- You wear heels but complain about your feet all night.
- The absolute first thing you do when you get home from a long day is take off your bra…
- Sometimes you do it in the hallway before you’re even in the door.
- You and your best friend say I love you all the time…
- Even at the end of a 15 second phone call: kloveyoubye.
- You hate carrying a big purse, yet you still manage to have a Mary Poppins bag…
- With everything you need/never need: makeup, wallet, keys, tampon, brush, phone, and a pair of flats.
- You send a picture of your outfit to your BFF for approval…
- Or send her a selfie while you’re pooping.
- You stand in front of your closet full of clothes and say that you have nothing to wear…
- But for real, NOTHING.
- You name every date-and-dump you’ve ever had…
- Hippy Will, Good Teeth Matt, Dan the Bar Guy.
- Your birthday isn’t just a day, it’s a month.
- You talk about your dreams – like every detail that you can remember…
- And intensely analyze what a volcano with yellow balloons and candycanes might mean.
- You look at who liked your Facebook or Insta pictures…
- And get pissed if your BFF hasn’t liked them yet.
- You make extravagant diet plans with gym schedules and say you really wanna lose 10 pounds…
- But then you just get drunk.
- #CommitmentProblems.
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