Whether you are one or know one all too well, play along for a good time with a Gemini . . .
Take a sip every time you can’t freaking wait for your turn to talk.
Take a shot when you can’t stop talking.
And take a sip when you can tell that everyone can’t wait for you to stop already.
Take a sip every time you are the most hilarious person in the room. Actually, this is all the time so only drink as much as you can handle on this one.
Take a shot every time someone takes your sarcasm too seriously.
And then take a shot every time someone refuses to take you seriously.
Take a sip when you’re being indecisive.
Take a shot after finally coming to a decision after hours, days, weeks, or months contemplating it.
Take a sip every time you second guess this decision.
Take a sip every time you’re kinda acting like a child.
Take a shot every time you roll your eyes at the question, “so, where do you see yourself in five years?”
Take a sip every time you overshare.
Take a shot if you’re oversharing with someone you met, like, an hour ago.
Take a shot when you suddenly realize that you need to chill the f*ck out.
Take a sip for every person you have to apologize to for not being chill about something super mundane.
But take a sip every time you’re totally meh about something that anyone else wouldn’t be totally meh about.
Take a sip every time you feel like no one—absolutely no one—is better at communication than you.
Chug your drink during a debate that one of your opinions started.
Take a shot every time you suddenly realize that you’re procrastinating.
Finish your drink when everyone around you is having the time of their lives but you’re honestly bored AF.
