It’s your every day life. So you might as well make a game out of it . . .
Take a sip every time you make a baby cry.
Take a sip every time you scare a puppy away.
Take a sip when someone is seriously surprised that you aren’t the Angel of Death.
Take a sip every time someone calls you “unapproachable.”
Or “intimidating.”
Take a shot every time your accidental death stare scares the cute boys away.
Take a shot every time someone asks if you’re a serial killer . . . because you sure look like one.
And a take a sip every time you would say the same thing to yourself.
Take a sip every time someone asks, “are you okay?”
Take a sip every time someone curses at you out of nowhere, because gosh you’re sooooo rude. But really it’s just the way your face looks.
Take a sip if cat-calling men tell you to smile.
Take another sip if you give them the middle finger.
Take a sip if you’re pretty sure you have no friends at work because they’re all terrified of you.
Take a sip every time someone assumes you’re having a bad day.
Take a sip every time you have to tell someone, “I’m fine, really!”
Take a sip every time you look in the mirror and think, wow, I look exactly like Grumpy Cat.
Take a shot every time someone says, “I thought you were such a bitch when we first met.”
Chug while taking photos because while you’re drinking you won’t have to smile.
Take a sip every time smiling hurts.
And take a shot when people see your actual bitch face. It’s pretty scary . . .
