Any Season, Any Time I am A Beach Girl
Ever wonder how non beach people find true joy? I grew up on the sand, and it is a huge part of me. The sea calms me and rejuvenates me. Here are thirty one things you will only understand if you are a true beach girl like me.
1.) You don’t mind wet sand on your feet. You let it dry and fall off naturally like an exfoliant.
2.) Wet bathing suits are comfortable to you.
3.) It’s a badge of honor to remove a pound of sand from your bikini after a jump in the ocean.
4.) You cannot resist doing a cartwheel on seashore sand, crowds or not.
5.) When you step on sand, you immediately take your shoes off.
6.) Your dream wedding consists of a barefoot beach wedding. And a bikini clad honeymoon with your beau.
7.) You love the smell of suntan lotion. Anything coconut and tropical all the time.
8.) You use your Calm app to play the ocean to put you to sleep.
9.) You buy anything that smells like the beach. Candles, Household Cleaners, even face wash.
10.) You own at least twenty bathing suits.
11.) You’ll justify buying a short dress because it makes for a great “cover up” for your beach days.
12.) Your screensaver is some Maldives pic. Yeah, you know the one…
13.) When you eat at the beach snack bar, the food tastes good only when some sand and sea air has touched your fries.
14.) Your Summer Playlist is constantly on rotation on your phone and computer