We’ve all had a bad relationship (or several really) in our life. We’ve had that ex that we cannot seem to get over, the ex we absolutely cannot stand, the ex that completely turned your life inside out (and not in a good way), the ex that made you change everything about you to please them, the ex that lied to you non-stop, the ex that cheated on you, and the ex that blamed you for everything.
It’s absolutely horrifying that there are people like that out there.
I’ve dated a few guys that were all of the above. It’s made me really sit back and have a heart to heart with myself about what I wanted and deserve.
If you’ve got an ex that did you wrong, these are for you.
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Dear ex…. when you see me, I want you to realize what you had, what you lost, and what you’re never getting back.
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When your past calls, don’t answer. It has nothing new to say.
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It’s so hot outside that I almost called me ex so I could be around something shady.
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Every day since we broke up has been the greatest day of my life.
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Revenge is not in my plan. You’ll fuck yourself on your own.
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Oh, your love for me was fake? So were my orgasms.
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Sometimes I miss you, then I remember all the bullshit you put me through and then I’m like “Nah, fuck this shit.”
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Don’t feel special, apparently my ex fucks everyone.
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I used to think you took my breath away. Turns out I was being suffocated by your bullshit.
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Your ass must get jealous from all of the shit that comes out of it.
