1. We don’t have energy to go behind your back. The energy we do have is usually used for more important things like food, and oh I don’t know, showers.
2. We will never say no to lazy days. Like ever.
3. We can fall asleep literally anywhere. Road trips are extremely peaceful with us.
4. We like to snuggle, even if we’re mad at you. We more than likely will not push you away though you pissed us off ten minutes ago because cuddle buddies are the best accessory to the perfect nap.
5. We will never be mad at you for playing video games or choosing a stupid movie. We won’t be up for much longer anyways.
6. After we have bad days, you won’t have to come home and hear us complaining. We’ll just be sleep it off.
7. Less time awake = less money being spent on us. You’re welcome.
8. Christmas and birthdays are super easy. New blanket, pillow, aroma..
9. If you’re late, we don’t care. We actually prefer that. That only means we have time for a cat nap.
10. What’s cuter than a sleepy girl? I mean really…