There are always people saying that they work better at night and just can't do mornings.
And others that (for some other worldly reason) actually enjoy being up with or even BEFORE the sun.
But what about those of us that are somewhere in between, the not early birds nor the night owls. The Day Hummingbirds of the world…
1. We don't mind getting up at 9am, but having to be somewhere at 9am is a guarantee we will probably be late.
2. It takes a special amount of caffeine to wake you up before 10am.
3. We always miss out on pancakes (or Honey Butter Chicken Biscuits) because no one serves breakfast after 11.
4. You'll never make to the gym or any other workout class for that matter. The early ones are too early and the late ones are too late.
5. You've perfectly calculated how many times you can hit snooze before you'll be late.
6.The afternoon crash feeling is a real thing. If we could nap it away, we would.
7. Our eating habits probably suck. We hardly ever have time for a real breakfast, lunch depends on what we’re doing that day, and dinner relies on if we feel like cooking or not at the end of the day.
8. Day drinking is the only drinking you do, because you're never out late enough for any other kind.
9. You will never understand how people can be productive between the hours of 9pm and 9am.
10.You feel like an old lady when people ask you to do something after dark. If the sun is in bed, so am I. (Or at least watching Netflix on my couch)
Life is a struggle trying to keep up with the people that function at unnatural times of the day.
