Almost everyone can say they’ve had a celebrity crush at least once in their life, but this, my friends, is a shout out for the women that are in so deep, that their celeb crush has been promoted to straight-up-soul mate status. They’ve connected on a much deeper level with their celeb soul mate than anyone else could understand.
Here are 10 things only you wonderfully starry-eyed ladies would understand about your celeb soul mate relationship.
1. You are extremely possessive over your distant soul mate- No one can just casually bring up how hot they are. Only you can say it, and ONLY THEN..can others agree. “No one speaks about the hotness until I give the word, got it?!”
2. Their relationship statuses are the cause of many of your triumphs and failures – You are depressed when they get married, and do a fancy shmancy victory dance if they divorce. And oh no! It’s not that you don’t feel sorry for them when they experience a relationship failure…but you’re just OH SO happy that they’re one step closer to the fated path that leads to you. They just have no idea that love is on the way!
3. You’ve had way too many dreams about them – It’s happened so many times! You’re on a date with them flying through the sky together, or having a little intimate times…and then suddenly you wake up and you’re in a state of absolute despair. Perhaps if you closed your eyes again it would never end. Parting is such sweet sorrow..
4. You brag about them like they’re your overachiever child – “GUESS WHAT MY DISTANT SOUL MATE DID TODAY?”.. “YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS INTERVIEW.” “SO HOTTIE HOT HOT..” And all of your friends do the usual_ ‘sigh, roll eyes and slowly walk away.’
5. But of course, they could never do ANYTHING WRONG – “Jail time? No, that couldn’t have been their fault because my baby is FLAWLESS.”
6. You refuse to admit that you will never be an item – Because its so meant to be. It’s fate and you know it. Because they like hot cocoa with cinnamon sprinkles and so do you, you laugh at all of the same things they do, and you both love purple… And you’re absolutely POSITIVE they were winking at you on stage that one time. You’ll wait forever and ever for them, because that’s just how much love you have for each other.
7. You’re extremely agreeable with them – Face it, you don’t even like hot cocoa, but you’d definitely love to have a cup with your soul mate!
8. You get soo terribly desperate – We’ve all thought about it with distant soulmates. “Maybe I should just send them a fanmail picture of me in my lingerie? I mean, if I can’t have them forever, maybe I could have them for just a moment..” “Dear Distant Lover, heres a sweater I knitted for you with my name on it. Wear it on Conan and wink at the camera if YOU LOVE ME, OR THINK IM CUTE, OR AT LEAST WANT TO HOLD ME FOR A MOMENT… “
9. You know you could convince them to love you – “If I could just be in a room with them for one second, I know it’d be love at first sight!” Because you totally stand out from that massive swarm of fans, and are SO much more special than all of those bitches. So move over peoples, FUTURE WIFEY COMING THROUGH.
10. Sometimes your distant relationship hurts – So damn much. Right in the feelz.
