- “Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish."
- “I love you more and more every day if it’s even possible to love someone that much."
- “All this time I’ve blamed you. For pulling me into the dark. But I was wrong. It was me who brought out your dark side."
- “I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a bitch. Let’s go get lunch."
- “Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen."
- “Just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean I don’t love you."
- “If you really want something you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it."
- “What we have is a great love. It’s complicated. Intense. All-consuming. No matter what we do and how much we fight, it’ll always pull us in."
- “He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned."
- “People don’t write sonnets about being compatible, or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation. The great loves are the crazy ones."
- “I kissed someone. And it was truly a life-changing experience."
- “Fashion is the most powerful art there is. It’s movement, design, and architecture all in one. It shows the world who we are and who we’d like to be. Just like your scarf shows you’d like to be a used car salesman."
- “Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours."
- “They say Rome wasn’t built in a day. And yet what a difference a day makes."
- “You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it’s worth, you’re my queen. I choose you."
- “Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop."
- “Manhattan will do that to a girl. You’ll be happy to know it never wears off."
- “Feelings never do make sense. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started."
- “Well, here’s my advice: have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas."
- “If you go back with an uncertain heart, there will be drama and disaster for all."
- “Things are never as bad as you think."
- “Oh, my life is so bountiful I don’t need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled."
- “I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me."
- “Some people are simply better than others."
- “Nothing’s holding me back anymore. I know what I want, and I’m gonna get it."
- “I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that."
- “What I want, is to become a powerful woman."
- “I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination."
- “We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stomp them out like bugs."
- “You know how torturous it is for me to find shiny things that aren’t intended for me."
- “Stop whatever you’re doing. We need to shop."
- “That tights are not pants?! Honestly."
- “Well have you seen my closet? Fashion is art, and culture, and history, and everything I love combined."
- “If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris."
- “I’m going to shop until you drop."
- “Fashion knows not of comfort. All that matters is the face you show the world."
- “When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals."
- “You can’t wear such a beautiful show if there’s even a hint of a sprinkle outside."
- “We should send out change-of-address cards because I’m moving to cloud nine."
- “Great leaders only need three hours of sleep!"
- “It’s okay to date below the line. Madonna and Julia Roberts paved the way for girls like you."
- “You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming…and burlesque."
- “You’d better not be selfish. A woman remembers."
- “Bad boys have never been your thing, but damaged outsiders are a definite weakness."
- “A lot of mascara for a friend."
- “I have never owned a scrunchie."
- “You do realize that I know everybody personally, right?"
- “I’m not going to treat him better than any of my other enemies just because you sporadically love him."
- “I also love a good pot au feu, but that doesn’t mean I want to build a career around it."
- “They’re all good men before something happens to them, S. Some of them stay good, no matter how they’re treated."
- “I have to take my future into my own hands, otherwise…"
- “You can’t show up at a ball and not expect at least one social-climbing doppelganger to show up and impersonate you."
- “I never said anything about accents… Can you do any?"
- “Is the pedal to the metal? Because I swear if I shoved my feet through the floor I could run faster."
- “I stuck my hand up a turkey’s butt, you’re not getting out of your job."
- “Out of dodge – it’s a place, not a pick-up truck."
- “Just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t."
- “What do you say we find that bitch and get us a little frontier justice?"
- “We should get used to little run-ins like these. I mean, if Bruce and Demi can do it…"
- “As long as I’m with you, I’m Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair."
- “Even in Utah only the men get to have more than one spouse. Which, I’ve come to realize, is extremely sexist."
- “Okay, it’s just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let’s be honest, I’ve lost count how many times."
- “It’s just your ordinary, run-of-the-mill ex sex, fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain."
- “Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There’s a reason you never get a tan line."
- “Who knew it would take tons of hate sex and a public takedown to finally get here?"
- “Just because you have no money and delusions of grandeur does not make it okay for you to be a single white trash female."
- “You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldfords’ is not a Best Western!"
- “It only takes one video to topple a career. If you don’t believe me just Google ‘Connie Chung piano.’"
- “What have we here? Bed unslept in. Hair in missionary disarray. Yesterday’s dress with today’s shame all over it."
- “This isn’t Congress. Accomplish something!"
- “A lesbian switcheroo doesn’t make you Blackwater."
- “If only there was a device of some kind to keep the time!"
- “You were just so easy in Paris."
- “Oh, you’re the one who’s going to end up being hurt, ma biche, and not by me. Chuck will soon realize that it doesn’t matter if the dress is couture if the girl is off the rack. And as with all things that don’t fit, you’ll be sent back to where you came from. Oh, and if I were you, I’d accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands."
- “I thought the only thing he got upset about was a badly rolled joint."
- “I’ve been waiting all summer to feel sparkly again!"
- “I prefer something stronger. To kill the germs."
- “Prostitutes are people, too, and they have a lot of disposable income."
- “Chastity belts go very well with formalwear."
- “Doing the right thing takes courage and strength. At least that’s what I’ve heard."
- “I don’t converse with liars or Lewinskys."
- “I was thinking Eighties, but shoulder pads can be overwhelming on my delicate frame."
- “Those girls deserve to learn the meaning of aristocracy."
- “By the way, sandals are not shoes."
- “NYU is hell."
- “You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan."
- “There’s a reason we never went downtown. It’s awful. The minute you cross 14th Street, people forget there’s a class system."
- “Settling down means death. Less sex, more silence."
- “We don’t do prom queen; that’s for suburban high schools and the lame romantic comedies that are set at them."
- “That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!"
- “NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair."
- “Just because I lost Yale does not mean I’m wasting my time at a non-Ivy reading Beloved six times and experimenting with lesbianism."
- “Don’t. Only my boyfriend gets to touch my hair."
- “I’m an actress. No…I’m a seagull."
- “My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed, devious little snipe in a fat suit."
- “With friends like these, who needs armies?"
- “Witch hunts are my Valium, Serena. I’m just trying to stay calm."
- “I am so a better fit for Yale than that Rory."
- “It’s so hard finding obedient minions."
- “Save me these expressive eyebrows. I can’t wait until you get Botox."
- “But I am me and you are you. We’re Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you’ve ever done, the darkest thought you’ve ever had, I will stand by you through everything."
- “Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist."
- “Princeton is a trade school. There is only Yale."
- “Stop your mouth from moving."
- “Uh, uh. Been there, done that. Been decontaminated."
- “I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie. Life’s too short, but you make it feel so long."
- “Don’t ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful."
- “Wait. Hold that non-thought."
- “Notice how my voice didn’t go up at the end? Not a question."
- “You are disgusting and I hate you."
- “I have to present myself like a brown jewel, surrounded by other slightly flawed gems, but quality stones nonetheless."
- “I will fight until my last dying breath because any resemblance to you is something I would hate about myself."
- “I wasn’t aware robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?"
- “A hot lifeguard is like Kleenex – use once and throw away."
- “Just because your name is on the invite doesn’t make you a hostess."
- “The most important parties to attend are the ones you’re not invited to."
- “It was once said that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul. That was before people had cell phones."
- “If you’re gonna sweat the test, it better not clog your pores."
- “I have no one to turn to but you."
- “Maybe I am a total bitch. Did you ever think about that?"
- “Serena is so grateful because she likes to see the best in people. I like to see the truth."
- “If you don’t pull it together, I’m gonna go Naomi Campbell on you."
- “A girl wants Romeo, not Hamlet."
123 Gossip Girl Quotes That Make Us All Want to be a Little More Like Blair Waldorf
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