As we grow, we crave companionship, yet struggle to truly create and maintain real, healthy relationships.
Why? Because people kind of suck.
Luckily, in the midst of discovering my dislike of people, I’ve gained a strong appreciation for a much better alternative: WINE.
Are people great? Sure, sometimes. But, let’s be real, wine is the real MVP here because wine…
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Will never wake up and say it doesn’t love you anymore. Does it sometimes leave you with a bad headache to remember it by? Sure, but it’s nothing more wine can’t fix!
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Refuses to leave you feeling alone at a party. If anything, it will prove time and time again to be the best company at those awful parties, anyway.
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Never allows you to hold back your true feelings. I think it’s safe to say that not all friends are there for you like that. I mean, come-on, wine will never intentionally let you down.
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Can make the least classy girl look classy AF. We can all use a little class in our life, right?
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Never talk shit about you or any person you love. Even better, wine knows how to appreciate silence more than any person you’ll ever meet.
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Is the perfect gift for any occasion. On the rare occurrence you feel the need to interact with others, wine always succeeds in bringing people together. Thanks wine, without you, we’d all be a little lost.
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Will willingly take the blame for the irrational cry fest you have during those awful Lifetime movies. It gets you more than any person ever could.
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Is not selective about which events to participate in. In fact, wine is perfect for every occasion, whether it be for a celebration, partying, or simply relaxing. You go wine, you go!
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Comes in all shapes, sizes, and tastes. Whoever you are, and wherever you come from, wine never judges. It will cater to you as a person, no questions asked.
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Never lies about being monogamous. Upon the first sip, you know that others have shared its taste before. But wine makes you more open. Wine makes you okay with just about everything.
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Will always be honest with you, whether you like it or not. As much as you may try to escape life at the bottom of a bottle, be prepared for wine to force you to face reality.
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Will give you all the feels, and then some. Allowing yourself to really feel something is hard sometimes, but luckily, wine’s got your back no matter what.
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Won’t ever give you an ultimatum. Drink vodka, drink beer, or drink nothing at all. Do your thing, but know, that when you come back, wine will always be there. Always.