Lorelai Gilmore is so much more than our spirit animal, she is queen.
1. “No. It’s not ok. It’s not ok. I’m not that girl. I’m not the one who cries and falls apart and calls her ex-boyfriend to come and save her.”
2. “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask.”
3. “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
4. “My pursuit of higher education has led me to a very interesting discovery about myself. Do you wanna hear it?…I despise academics.”
5. “I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”
6. “I’m attracted to pie, doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.”
7. “Actually, no, I don’t like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.”
8. “If eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
9. “Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.”
10. “I left behind a glass slipper and a business card just in case the prince is really dumb.”
11. “I’m so hot, I may hit on myself tonight.”
12. “A setback is just a setup for future accomplishments.”
13. “Wear your hair down and your attitude high.”
14. "You know there are very few times in my life when I find myself sitting around, thinking I wish I was married, but today… I… I’m happy, you know? I like my life, I like my friends, I like my… stuff. My time, my space, my TV. But every now and then, just for a moment, I wish I had a partner, someone to pick up the slack, someone to wait for the cable guy, make ME coffee in the morning.
