1. You're a raging alcoholic.
No I'm actually not. Just because you see me with a beer more often than not, doesn't mean I can't function without it.
2. You are irresponsible.
Not at all. I can pay my bills and live like a normal adult and still drink.
3. You're a slut.
False. I drink, that doesn't classify as I have to hook up with some douche 24/7.
4. You must party all the time.
Not true. I'm not always partying and getting LIT AF every single day.
5. You don't like to do anything but drink.
Again, not true. There are plenty of other activities I'm interested in and engage in.
6. You drink because it makes you fit in. H
Hahaha. Not. I don't give a fuck who drinks and doesn't. I drink because I want a damn beer, not because everyone else is.
7. You drink as an excuse to run from problems.
No, I can do that sober.
8. You're bored.
Yeah so bored that getting shit-faced is the only option.
9. It consumes you're entire life.
My life doesn't revolve around my next drink, the next party, or alcohol period. Stop assuming shit.
10. You can't ever be serious.
Obviously alcohol means you don't take anything ever serious. Not. I can be serious when it calls for it.
11. You only drink to meet guys.
No, I go to the bars with friends to dance and have fun, a cute guy buying me a drink is just a bonus.
12. You have no goals or ambitions.
Why? Because I have a few drinks on a Thursday, and now suddenly I'm going nowhere in my life I wanted to go?
13. You're not a good girl.
I am not Satan because I drink. I'm still the same person, just with a buzz.
14. You aren't girlfriend or wife material.
Bullshit. You can take me home to meet mom and not worry about being embarrassed. I know won't drink in front of your family and act a fool, I have morals.
15. You have no boundaries.
No, I do. And I know when not to overstep them and I know my limits, and what's right and wrong.
16. You are always going to be a drunken mess.
Are you serious? No. I have self control and know when to stop or when to not drink. Stop telling me what and what I'm not.
