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16 Totally Distracting Thoughts We All Have When We Get It on in the Shower

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Sex in the shower, pool and hot tub all sound so sexy and fun in theory. The media makes it seem so steamy, sensual and glamorous. Hell, they make it look so easy! The reality is, it can be a nightmare.  

Before you embark on these experiences the first time, you have high expectations from all the movies, books, and magazines talking these sexcapades up. I hate to break it to you but the real life experience is nothing like that. 

1. This is going to be so fucking hot. I’m thinking 50 Shades Darker shower sex. Ahhhh!

2. No really, it’s so hot in here. Like it’s gotta be 150 degrees in this bathroom.

3. My hair is wet! S.O.S. my hair is actually wet! I have to condition after this now. Ugh.

4. Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh. Water is not the same as lube. I repeat, water is not the same as lube!

5. Okay, it’s in, we got this. Yassssssss.

6. And it’s out. Good luck getting it back in. Fuck my life.

7. I wonder how much makeup is on my face? I think it’s even in my mouth. What is happening?

8. I bet I look like a raccoon. No not bet, I definitely do.

9. Oh, shit he slipped. Don’t laugh. Do not laugh.

10. Definitely laughed. Hahahaha no concussion? Cool, let’s keep attempting this thing.  

11. This shower is way too fucking small for this. I can't move. 

12. Can you actually get pregnant in a hot tub? I should have Googled this first.

13. Wait, I wonder how many other people have had sex in here? Gag.

14. My eyes, my poor eyes. There's hair, makeup, water, soap, and god knows what else in my eyes at this point. 

15. There is no more hot water!!! But I'm kinda fine with it, we can finally move this party somewhere dry. 

16. Okay, water sex is the worst. Never doing this shit again. 

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