You honestly can’t muster more than a grunt before you've had your morning hug-in-a-mug. There's something about smelling freshly ground beans when you walk into a Starbucks that makes you feel alive.
1. Your first thought is always "I need coffee in my veins right now…"
2. Because you can't do anything with the right amount of caffeine in your system.
3. Occasionally you'll tell yourself little lies like, "I’m just going to make some at home and save money…"
4. But then your alarm clock goes off and you realize you can't possibly make a cup of coffee as good as Starbucks and that's why…
5. You literally know the easiest routes from your apartment to your fix, whether you're driving, walking, or taking public transit.
6. Some mornings you even get to your local Starbucks before the employees…
7. Who are your pretty much your besties at this point. No one can start your day off like they can.
8. You have #noshame in planning your day around getting that cup…
9. Or you know two, four, maybe even six of them…
10. But no matter how many you buy in a day, your name will always be misspelled, but who cares, that just adds fun points to your Starbucks experience
11. Through therapy, you've concluded that your oral fixation can only be treated with green straws.
12. As far as you're concerned, there's no such thing as "too much coffee…"
13. You’ve even gotten a refill on a Trenta because one just wasn't enough.
14. Your doctor is starting to get "concerned." He tells you to chill with the caffeine
15. You aren’t a violent person, but you'll punch someone in the throat if they suggest giving up caffeine…
16. So you switch doctors.
17. The Starbucks app is the most used app on your phone. (Yes, even more than Snapchat.)
18. Your calendar is based around the seasonal drinks menu. “I can’t wait for Pumpkin Spice, uh, I mean October.”
19. It's only a week into the month and you're already waaaay over your coffee budget…
20. But you refuse to give up your Unicorn Frappes.
21. If a store won't let you in with your precious Starbucks cup, you threaten to boycott…
22. But who needs that when you can just chug it and shop without wasting a drop.
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