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25 Thoughts From Inside the Nail Salon

Okay, so let’s face it… Getting your nails done is hella relaxing. However, it can be insanely stressful at the same time. Here are some thoughts I am sure we have all had while at the nail salon.

1. “There are like a gazillion women in here, are they going to rush me?”

2. “How in the f**k am I supposed to pick out just ONE color? There are literally 3,000 to choose from.”

3. “Am I going to look insane if my nails are black in the summer?”

4. “I should go with a bright color, like pink, yellow, or blue…”

5. “Okay, screw that, I hate pink and yellow will make my sausage fingers look even more…sausage-y.”

6. “Am I supposed to tell them that I have my color picked out?”

7. “This water is way too cold…”

8. “This water is way too hot…”

9. “Are they putting on a mask because they think I have some sort of foot fungus or disease?”

10. “What in the actual f**k did she just say?”

11. “Smile and nod, smile and nod.”

12. “Long or short? SHIT. Both?”

13. “I really hope they keep in mind that I wear shoes all day.”

14. “Please don’t judge me for the skin that comes off of my feet.”

15. “Please don’t judge me for biting my nails…”

16. “I really hope my hands don’t shake while she is painting”

17. “I definitely shouldn’t have drank enough coffee to give a whole army the jitters.”

18. “Why in the world do they always have the news/discovery channel on?”

19. “I’ll just pretend I’m watching tv so I don’t have to make small talk.”

**Nail Tech** 

“So where do you work?”

20. *Shit, first of all, I don’t want to get into this kind of conversation and second, I only understood half of that.”

21. “Why does my pointer finger always look so crooked?”

22. “I sure hope they take debit/credit.”

23. “Phwew, we’re done… Wait, where is she going?”

24. “Am I supposed to chase her down to give her a tip?”

…Lastly

25. “Damn, I look good.”

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