Dr. Yang may not be on the show anymore, but that does not mean we can’t miss her blunt truth or her twisted humor.
She always had a way with words and left you aspiring to be as ballsy and truthful as she was.
- You are a gifted surgeon with an extraordinary mind. Don’t let what he wants eclipse what you need. He’s very dreamy, but he’s not the sun. You are.
- Sex with me, however hot and excellent, could cloud your judgment.
- Oh, screw beautiful. I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.
- I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. My work suffers when I’m not. It’s bad for humanity.
- I hate men their stupid.
- We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.
- I think your either born simple or you’re not.
- House hunting with my husband. At least it’s not cancer.
- If there’s no food, I’m going home.
- You’re the one who needs to keep his mouth shut, cabbage patch.
- I am so grateful you’re not trying to knock me up.
- I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball.
- Yes, but I need to warn you that this is my fourth martini and my judgment is severely impaired. Also, I’m a real easy lay right now.
- I’d say wish me luck but I don’t need it.
- How am I supposed to get through the holidays without liquor?
- I don’t have a sourpuss this is just my face.
- Please don’t cry on my ass.
- Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don’t give a damn what anyone thinks.
- I choose potato chips.
- I already hate you, that’s not gonna change.
- Stop caring so much about what he thinks. It makes you seem desperate.
- I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man.
- I’m supposed to be studying for my boards, the most important exam of my life. And instead, I’m locked in the bathroom crying over a boy.
- Please don’t hate me, I’m begging you.
- I’m so hot! I can do hot in my sleep! I can do hot in scrubs!
- Whatever. Colleagues aren’t friends, they’re competitors.
- I haven’t had sex for like three days and I think it’s giving me super powers. Everything is bright and clear. I am solving problems. No wonder you are so organized, you have virgin super powers.
- Basically, you’re an ass.
- Nobody cares.
I think it’s safe to say we all need a little daily dose of Yang in our life.
