30 'Friends' Quotes That Are So Totally Relatable

Friends is the single greatest television show of all time… and you might catch me in a heated argument with anyone who disagrees…

Here are some quotes from a show that may have ended 12 years ago, but even generations to come can totally relate to:

“How you doin'?”- Joey

“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!”– Monica

“Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!”- Monica

“Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.”- Phoebe

“It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”- Joey

You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.” – Ross

“Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.”- Joey

“I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”- Chandler

Isn’t that just kick you in the crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”- Rachel

“Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife?”- Rachel

“That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!”- Ross

I have to go before I put your head through a wall.”- Phoebe

“I’m gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke.”- Chandler

“Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don’t care.”- Chandler

“I really think I might kill someone tonight.”- Monica

“Well the fridge broke so I had to eat everything.”- Joey

“That’s okay, girls tend to not like me.”- Rachel

Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart.”- Phoebe

“And remember, if I’m harsh with you, it’s only because you’re doing it wrong.”- Monica

“You look good. I hate that.”- Ross

“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.”- Chandler

“I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore.”- Rachel

“You just said a bunch of stuff I don’t know.”- Joey

I say more dumb things before 9 A.M. than most people do all day.”- Chandler

“I can hear the voices in my head again.”- Phoebe

“You didn’t sit on my Kit Kats did you?”- Monica

WE WERE ON A BREAK!”- Ross

“I’m curvy and I like it!”- Joey

“If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.”- Phoebe

Let her know I like her? Are you insane?”- Chandler

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