Being a mom is always going to be a tough job. Although, we love it more than anything in this world. I'm sure these thoughts have popped into your head at some time or another.
1. Why did we skip nap time today?
2. No I don't care if your 5 years old already, everyone needs a good nap.
3. Dishwasher you are supposed to be my best friend what are these stains. Why have u betrayed me?
4. Okay, finally nap time I can now get what I need to get done with this house. Dammit, I fell asleep again!
5. Arts and crafts should be a good activity today….Nope glue in hair.
6. Let's try to aim for the potty this time
7. No…no…nooo!
8. You can eat the cheese on top of the pizza also
9. When is bed time?
10. How do little elbows hurt so much?
11. How can you tell when I walk out of the room? Are your senses that great? Do I smell that bad?
12. The park would be awesome if we had it all to ourselves.
13. Why can't laundry fold itself?
14. Aw you look like me when you make that face. Do it again!
15. Smile! Stay still! Smile! Wait..wait..ugh never mind
16. You're not hungry! You just ate breakfast, had a snack, and half a cup of milk!
17. When did first grade get so complicated?
18. Do you want me to call Dad. Is supposed to be a threat not a treat.
19. Clean 5 times today or let the freak show go on and clean after bedtime?
20. Who said frozen pizza isn't a delight? It's Digiorno!
21. Sure, you can dress yourself! Just make sure you tell people when they look at me like a criminal.
22. Spaghetti is not art time.
23. Will I ever be able to watch TV without subtitles, again?
24. I'm tired of repeating dinners.* tries something new, nobody eats it*
25. I wonder how moms think I have it all together. Laughs uncontrollably.
26. Nobody said magic erasers disappear within seconds.
27. How much YouTube, is too much?
28. Hey, how'd you get that bruise?
29. Monkeys jumping in the bed is a warning, not a game.
30. Wow. Sound more and more like my mother with every sentence that spills out of my mouth! She is definitely a smart woman.
31. Is it bad to hide this chocolate when I promote sharing all day? Nah.
32. They look like peaceful Angels when they're asleep.
33. I wouldn't trade them for the world!
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