35 Thoughts Single Bridesmaids Have During Their Bestie's Wedding

    We will always say yes to standing next to our friends as they say "I Do," but we might grumble to ourselves during it.

    Don't fall. Don’t fall. Don’t fall. 

    Why did I agree to wear heels?

    And a strapless bra.

    I should have gone braless.

    Damn boobs.

    Oh hello, cute groomsman.

    I’m never getting married.

    I should have eaten before this. I’m starving.

    Aww she’s so pretty.

    I can’t wait to get married.

    Wow. All these people are staring.

    Thank God it's not at me.

    Oh wait. I’m definitely in their line of vision.

    Think skinny. Think skinny. Think skinny.

    Ladadida. This is taking forever.

    Damn, I need a drink.

    Why did I wear heels again? 

    I hope there is good food at the reception.

    And cake.

    I love cake.

    And alcohol.

    They make me happy.

    They are also why you had to get your dress let out, chubby bunny.

    Okay, fine. Only one piece of cake.

    But we aren't limiting our alcohol! 

    DAMMIT MY FEET ARE SCREAMING.

    I should really invest in more comfortable heels.

    I’m going barefoot to my wedding.

    Who am I kidding? I’m not getting married.

    They’re kissing. Aww. YAY almost done.

    Ugh, now pictures.

    They look so happy.

    I can’t wait for my wedding. 

    Lol if that ever happens.

  • Time for booze and cake! Yay! 

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