In this day and age, where casual dating is the new trend in relationships and deep connections to others don’t come as often as they used to, it can be hard to navigate the troubles of the single life.
You don’t want to get taken advantage of or played with emotionally. So you’ve got to look for the signs, the signs that tell you that the guy you’re with is a bonafide fuckboy. Signs like
1. He tells you all the sweetest words in the world in the beginning
2. He does chivalrous deeds and makes you feel truly special.
3. But once you have given that one YES, he starts vanishing the week after.
4. Leaving you to wonder whether you did something wrong.
5. He loves to send you text messages at midnight
6. He only wants to date you past 6 pm.
7. When you ask him if he’s available to hang out with you on weekends during daylight, he gives you hundred of excuses that he can’t.
8. He doesn’t want to introduce you to his parents even if you’re dating each other for a significant period of time.
9. He cares about his bros a lot than you.
10. He can’t watch a movie with you tonight because he’s playing video games with Evan.
11. He can’t fetch you up after work because he’s going to help Martin with his computer problem.
12. He’s not cool with taking selfies together.
13. Or tagging him with anything on Facebook,
14. Or adding any of his friends on social media.
15. You are a ghost person in his social bubble and he’s determined to keep it that way.
16. He gets upset when you ask him about his previous relationships, and gets defensive when you push the subject further.
17. He lamely tells you that he doesn’t want to dwell on the past because blablabla…
18. He gives you the cold shoulder for the next few days when you don’t send him a nude photo that he’s asking for at 1 AM.
19. He plays the victim in every argument
20. He doesn’t understand the rules of 10 dates before sex and he thinks you’re too conservative to even exist in this world.
21. It takes him half a day to reply to your message although he casually mentions to you before that he brings his smartphone with him whenever he goes to the bathroom.
22. It bothers him that he doesn’t get a certain number of likes on his Instagrams.
23. He takes his amount of followers way too seriously.
24. He comes running back in your life once he realizes that he’s bored and needs someone to play games with.
25. It’s a cycle of appearing and ghosting for him, and he thinks it’s normal.
26. He keeps saying disgusting stuff like “I wish I was there to shower with you.”
27. Or “I wish you were here with me in my bed.”
28. it’s like, chill out dude.
29. He’s not interested in your day,
30. Or how stressed you are in life,
31. Or how you want to take a break somewhere.
32. His definition and understanding of respect is vague at best.
33. He asks you to eat outside but tells you he has no money. Cheapskate has no money and he doesn’t have the decency to at least ask you nicely.
34. He doesn’t see the value in art.
35. You catch him secretly looking at people with such intense lust as they pass by.
36. You debate whether he needs therapy for his perversion.
37. His eyes are glued to his phone while communicating with other people as soon as you start talking about a topic that’s too much for him to comprehend.
38. He gets easily upset when you point him out his mistakes because he thinks he is the greatest fuckboy that has ever lived.
39. He threatens that he can replace you any minute.
40. As if people are super psyched to line up for the fuckboy experience.
41. He is not a ‘fan’ of labels. He believes that casual dating is the new thing.
42. Wait, actually you’re not dating — you’re just talking.
43. He thinks destiny and fate are utter bullshit and are only made for the film industry.
44. He uses that sweet tone whenever he needs something from you
45. When you ask him the cliche question ‘How does he see himself in five years?’ He replies with, ‘It’s too far away. Why do you want to talk about something that is yet to happen?’
46. Because he’s ambitious that way.
47. His social status matters too much to him.
48. He looks at cars as measurement of a person’s worth, even though most of his paychecks go to car loans.
49. His life is not complete without a visit to the club once a week. And he hates it when people don’t recognize him.
50. He is useless as someone you can call a ‘boyfriend.’. And you know what? You’re wasting your time, effort, energy, and money for a fuckboy like that. You deserve better.