We’ve all been there, you’re walking the mall or drinking at the bar after a long day and sure enough, some stranger comes walking up.
Now sometimes this is a comical relief to your day and others, it’s downright cringe worthy. Don’t sweat it love, this happens to us all.
1. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
2. My name is Chance, do I have one?
3. Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?
4. If you were a tree… you'd be a good tree.
5. You from Iraq? Cause I wanna watch you Baghdad ass up
8. Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.
9. If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEAPPLE
10. If you were a flower, you'd be a DAMNdelion
11. Are you French? Cause Madamn.
12. Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns
13. Hey babe, are you Jamaican? Because Ja'makin me crazy.
14. Hey did you drop something? "I don't think so" Your standards, Hi! I'm Nick
15. Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe,
16. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
19. Damn girl, do you shit with that ass?
20. Can you teach me what that mouth do?
21. You and me are like Little Caesar’s. You’re hot and I’m ready.
22. "I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I'm batman, and you're Robin my heart
23. Hey is your name Bluetooth cause I'm really feeling a connection here
24. Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?
25. "Fly's into your DM's like…" *insert picture of a penguin sliding*
26. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
27. Excuse me but I think I dropped something. My jaw.
28. You look great and all, but do you know what would really look good on you? Me.
29. Hey, I’m looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?
30. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
31. Oh you're a natural redhead? Did you know some people call you fire crotch? Well. . . I'd love to put out your fire
32. Him: What do you do for a living? Me: I work at a hospital. Him: I get sick baby
33. if I were a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed
34. I think you’re sweet. I think you’re neat. As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a seat.
35.Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. Want to workout?
36. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to return it.
37. There’s a big sale in my bedroom. All clothes 100% off.
38. I’m writing a paper on the finer things in life, can I interview you?
39. Do you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away.
40. I’ve got Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
41. You’re so hot you must have started global warming.
42. You smell like trash, can I take you out?
43. You’re almost as beautiful as my sister, but you know, that’s illegal so…
44. Hey, are you free tonight or will it cost me?
45. I’m not the best looking but I’m the only one talking to you.
46. Damn, you look good in beer googles.
47. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
48. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
49. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.
50. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
And guys, or girls, please think before you speak!
