Well isn't that sexist…
Girls get their monthly period—AKA a week full of pain and discomfort—while the male escapes pain free.
For all you boyfriends out there— just so you know how to maintain the relationship during this difficult time of the month, here are some things we are going to need…
1. Sweat pants and a flowy shirt
Those tight jeans are just not going to fly– not talking about the zipper
When we’re bloated and uncomfortable, a muffin top is not on our sight-seeing agenda.
Nothing like good old sweats to hide the dreadful post menstrual bloat.
Tell us we're beautiful and you'll definitely get some extra brownie points…
We can definitely use the extra compliments at times like these.
2. Chocolate
Like we need to be on our periods to decide we want chocolate…
Either way, great excuse.
But seriously, chocolate is like a g-ds sent during the dreadful PMS
It’s all we crave- breakfast. Lunch, and dinner.
I mean, I’d be willing to marry Willy Wonka if It meant full access to his chocolate factory…
3. Cover up
#acneSZN… said no one ever.
The breakouts we hate, the cover up we love.
Days like these are when we thank the makeup gds for the creation of concealer.
God Bless.
4. Heating pads
Cramps?
Fuck that.
To all you boys out there, get your girl a heating pad and you’ll be boyfriend of the month.
They're the only ease to the killer cramps we inevitably face each month…
Oh, and Midol…Definitely get Midol.
5. Romantic comedies
Emotions are at an all-time high.
Your normal giggles become belly laughs, the average smiles become tears of joy.
Whatever Rom-Com you choose to watch could easily become “the best movie ever!”
6. A good cry
Out to dinner, at the club, in the shower… there really is no “right” time.
The tears start falling, the sadness sinks in, and you just can’t keep your composure.
You begin to question what everyone else is thinking and what hidden meanings are behind simple comments your friends have made…
“You look great!”
Is she trying to tell me I’m usually ugly…?!
The tears are practically a juice cleanse–detoxing our bodies from all the bad.