Most people have heard of resting bitch face, but what about the people who have that pleasant nice face that never wants to go away? Here are 6 things only people with resting nice face will understand.
1. People always ask you what you’re so happy about – Your face is always in “I have a happy secret” mode, and so everyone wants to know what you’re so darn happy about. Sadly, you always seem respond with “I’m happy about something?” and then mass confusion sets in.
2. People always think you’re hitting on them – That guy thinks you’re totally into him. NO! You’re not! You can’t help that you have a pleasant gaze that happened to glance in his direction. Now you have to sit through an awkward conversation and lie to him about having an airborne disease to get him to go away.
3. You attract weirdoes – Those creepy lunatics on the street. Yes! They love you! You’re so nice with your pleasant resting nice face, and so they always know they can come over, corner you and start rambling inaudibly about how the weather strangely seems to know how they’re feeling. Don’t you agree?!
4. You suck at expressing sadness – Someone just told you their dog died. Quick! Look sad. Oops. You always look pleasant. Now you look like an a**hole who has all the happiness in the world and doesn’t give a crap.
5. No one knows when you’re having a bad day – You just had a nice cry in the bathroom at work, but sadly, everyone still thinks you’re the happiest person on earth. And since you’re such a people magnet, everyone flocks to you as usual because you can’t help that you’re sadness is easily camouflaged by your resting nice face.
6. People expect you to be hilariously funny – You always look so happy, so heaven forbid you’re actually quiet and shy on top of having resting nice face. People run to you, expecting a good joke to cheer them up, only to receive a strange pleasant face equipped with lots of silence. Now you just look like an awkward psycho. Congratulations.
