Being a mom is stressful and sometimes a bit overwhelming. No amount of reading or planning can prepare you for the wonderful journey of parenthood. But it’s not all bad.
There are plenty of great times that come with it. All the laughs, smiles, and great happy moments. Especially when you sit down and think about all the things that us moms say.
So I put together a list of things that all moms say at least once in their life. Hope you enjoy.
- Am I talking to a brick wall?
- You live under my roof you follow my rules.
- Do you live in a barn, close the door.
- Did you brush your teeth?
- Did you brush your hair?
- Answer me when I’m talking to you.
- Are you really going to wear that?
- I am not your maid.
- Pick up your toys.
- Pick up your clothes.
- Make your bed.
- No jumping in your bed.
- BE GOOD.
- No you can’t have ice cream (cupcakes, candy, cookies) for breakfast.
- Clean your room.
- Did you flush the toilet?
- Did you wash your hands?
- Did you use soap?
- Are you listening to me?
- Don’t make me come in there.
- I will pull this car over.
- Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where it’s been.
- Don’t use that tone with me.
- I’ll give you something to cry about.
- Stop picking your nose.
- Don’t eat your buggers.
- No running inside.
- Go ask your dad.
- Go to your room.
- Don’t sit so close to the TV or you’ll go blind.
- Don’t talk with food in your mouth.
- How many times do I have to say it.
- Don’t make me repeat myself.
- Look at me when I’m talking to you.
- ENOUGH.
- Stop yelling, lower your voice.
- Eat your vegetables.
- If you don’t eat your dinner you won’t get dessert.
- I don’t know is NOT an answer.
- Don’t slam the door.
- How do you know you don’t like it, you never had it.
- If you do that one more time…
- Watch your mouth.
- You’re going to have children just like you one day, then you’ll see.
- I said NO.
- Because I said so that’s why.
- I know what’s best for you.
- Don’t make me count to three.
- Did you do your homework?
- If you’re to sick for school then you can’t go outside.
- It’s past your bedtime.
- Money doesn’t grow on trees.
- Do I look like an ATM?
- Over my dead body.
- Your face will freeze that way.
- When I was your age….
- You’re getting on my nerves.
- If everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?
- What part of no don’t you understand?
- Who died and made you boss?
- You just ate.
- Who do you think you’re talking to?
- I made it so you will eat it or go hungry.
- Wait till your dad gets home.
- If you put things away you could find what you’re looking for.
- Pull your pants back up.
- Use a napkin, not your shirt.
- If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all.
- Stop that right now.
- Use your manners.
- Where is your shoe(s)?
- Put your diaper back on.
- Get out of the toilet.
- We’ll get it next time.
- You will always be my baby and I will always love you.