1. I, um, don't think that's whatever she thinks it is.
2. It's raining frogs! Hallelujah!
3. Those afflicted by foliagitus experience flowers errupting from their armpits, high fevers, and death.
4. This poor bastard forgot how arms work.
5: The popsicle just called her a really mean name.
6. Being eaten alive by rabid sticky notes is no joke.
7: It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.