A January Drinking Game

Let’s be real, January is the month of making resolutions and goals and the month of giving up or “adjusting?? those resolutions or goals. So, let’s make a game of it…keep an eye on your friends, family, coworkers, etc.

Keep a list/tally between you and your friends to keep each other honest, get together on January 31st with your drink of choice and go through this list.

One drink/shot for every one of the following:

  • Somebody said “New year, new me!??
  • Somebody said “This is going to be my year.??
  • Somebody declared the gym/working out/eating healthy to be their resolution.
  • Somebody made it to January 31st without breaking their resolution.

Two drinks/shots for every one of the following:

  • Somebody broke their resolution within two/three weeks of the new year.
  • Somebody “adjusted?? or “changed?? their resolution twice or more by January 15th.
  • Somebody complained about not having a “New Year’s Kiss??.

Three drinks/shots for every one of the following:

  • Somebody broke their resolution within one/two weeks of the new year.
  • Somebody got engaged, married, or announced a pregnancy on new year’s.

Maybe your friends are magical creatures and won’t do a single one of these things…maybe you’re that “somebody?? that’s doing these things. In either case, we all know it’s about time to start drinking.

Now, think of a few things to add to this list that fit more for your group for next year. Something like “Take one shot for every time Stephanie tried texting Aaron after January 1st.?? or “Take two shots for every time Eric skipped the gym in January.?? You know, anything fun and personal to empty that Tequila or wine bottle.

Have fun and be safe, remember nobody really keeps their New Year’s resolutions anyways.

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Taylor Kunkle

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