I’m just wondering why it is that guys get to act however the flying fuck they want but the second a girl is upset about something, she’s the crazy one?
No, actually wait. I think I get it. A guy can talk to 3 different girls at once and tell each of them he’s only talking to her. He can act flirty and be totally into a girl one second, then cold and distant the next.
And then girls are supposed to just put up with the bullshit and pretend like everything’s fine. I mean we just want to do everything we can to make him happy. That totally makes sense. Right?
NO. Fuck no!
I’m sorry but if a guy thinks he can come into my life and rattle me up like a fucking jack in the box and I pop-out like “hey bitch, I caught you in the act of being the world’s biggest douche canoe” that doesn’t make me crazy that makes me smart.
Of course, I’m going to call you out for being shady and inconsistent. I’m going to stand up for myself and not let you think you can walk all over me and do whatever you want because that is not what I’m about.
If it were your world we would be blissfully ignorant and just go on with our lives only thinking about the good days. But honey, that’s the thing. Every day isn’t going to be good and if you can’t handle the bad days, then you don’t deserve me.
If you’re going to make me insecure and leave me wondering every night who you’re with and if you’ve got your arm around another girl then I’ll pass.
And that doesn’t make me crazy. Actually, it makes me sane. I’m entirely aware of what’s going on around me and I’m not going to pretend like I don’t.
Granted I can overthink and over-analyze better than any other human being, but if something is up I feel it in my bones. It’s like I have a sixth sense for bullshit.
I refuse to let myself be disappointed over and over again by the same dude who won’t show me the respect I deserve.
So next time you want to call me “crazy” or “clingy” or even “needy,” please bite your tongue. Because honey, I’m smarter than you’ll ever be when it comes to love and you’re on a one-way road to doucheville.
