All the feels we feel, all summed up into 13 bloody ass stages…
1. OMG I SWEAR I JUST DID THIS…
Went to the bathroom and what did I discover? My period, yay me. I guess I knew this was coming, I finished my birth control pills like, 2 days ago. It was only a matter of time.
2. Okay, here we go…
Welp, time to clean up and move on with my day. I guess I know how the next few days are going to go.
3. BRING. IT. ON.
Come on mother nature. Bring it. I will not be your stereotypical female that boys make fun of. I will rock this period. You hear me? You will not phase me!!
4. I just cried while listening to a radio commercial on the way to work…
Is this seriously real life right now?
5. OKAY, I GET IT, THE CRAMPS CAN STOP NOW…
I’m sorry mother nature, I am so sorry. Period: 1. Me: 0.
6. By day 3: I’m okay, this one isn’t that bad…
Ohh… you know what sounds good for dinner? Pizza. Hawaiin pizza? I don’t even like Hawaiian pizza?
7. Nope, Donuts…
I didn’t want the pizza, that was not real. These donuts though?! These are heaven. These are real.
8. WHO USED THE LAST SPOON?!
You’re kidding me. Who used the last spoon?! How inconsiderate. Assholes. I’m the only person who does the dishes in this house and no one could do them once so I could use this spoon! I’m so mad that I’m crying. NO ONE TOUCH ME.
9. Is my boyfriend off work soon?
Because I’m going to climb that like a tree!
10. Oh man, those were my favorite underwear. L *breathes deeply to avoid a tear*
I hope VS is having another 7 for $27 sale soon…
11. Did I really gain that much weight? Or am I just bloated?
12. Here we are, almost done.
When is this annoying brown discharge going to end?
13. FINALLY. IT’S OVER.
It’s about damn time. Lol, boys could not handle this shit. See you next month mother nature. <3