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Dear Wine, You Are My Super Hero

Dear Wine,

First off, you are my literal Super Hero, here’s a few reasons why I love you.

1. I always get my daily serving of fruit, because sometimes there is no time in the day for fruit, but there’s always time for wine. 

2. I’ve come to learn that spill is a natural thing because I obviously have to carry my glass with me everywhere… “Is that a red wine stain on your carpet?” You bet it is.

3. Finding unbelievable food pairings with my favorite wines has become a hobby for me, Can I have some Wine with my cheese?.

4. I don’t feel guilty getting drunk while Wine Tasting at a Winery in the middle of the day.

5. Wine Wednesday? More like every day that ends with the letter Y.

6. Wine is always the common interest between friends and I, we can always count on chilling on the couch in our comfy clothes, and drinking Wine, lots, and lots of Wine. 

7. You are always there for me, when no one wants to hang out or talk to me you always make me feel like I’m not alone, aka there’s a million other Women on their couch with a glass in their hand watching Netflix on a Friday night. 

8. My bubble baths would not be the same if you didn’t exist.

9. You honestly go good with everything, Beer and Pasta? No thanks.

10. You just taste SO good, and I am so Thankful for your existence.