I'm just gonna say this now, being a girl doesn't mean I have to drink some fruity drink with a sugar rim. You sure in the hell won't find me carting around a Sex on the Beach or some Martini with two olives bullshit.
So why do guys find that crazy? Why do they think because I'm a girl that I am just dying to have some sugar filled pink drink with a fucking little umbrella?
I'm a girl who isn't afraid to shot gun a beer. Or play beer pong. Hell, you'd want me on your team if you wanted to win. I'm not scared to take shots of bourbon with the boys. And for heavens sake guys, stop looking at me like I'm an alien because I ordered a bourbon on the rocks with no chaser. Sorry not sorry, but I don't get white girl wasted off two smirnoffs. I'm pretty simple.
Drinking wine and champagne doesn't suddenly make someone classy, just like drinking beer or shooting bourbon straight doesn't make a person some kind of trailer trash redneck. Guys who look down on the ladies who drink beer with their pizza while watching a basketball game need a reality check.
I'm not saying there is anything wrong with someone drinking fruity girl drinks, but don't judge me because those kind of drinks aren't my cup of bourbon. If you think I should be sipping on a Angry Orchard, you got me fucked up.
So the next time you see a girl at the bar, and she's holding a beer or drinking her bourbon straight, don't look at her like she's crazy. Look at her in admiration because that girl is probably the chillest gal you'll ever find. Wife her up.