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I Eat Boys Like You For Breakfast

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I eat boys like you for breakfast
Where´s my salt ´n pepa now?
Oregano, basil and thyme and my Tapatio
I eat boys like you for breakfast

Where are my feminists at? This song by Ida Maria is your new war cry! 

You've got a striking physique
Don't underestimate the hunter
Let's play hide and seek

Who exactly are these lame boys we would devour? There are many different flavors, so let's make a list, shall we?

1. The ones who put others down just to boost their ego. 

2. Donald Trump supporters!

3. Boys who manipulate to get what they want.

4. The ones that put down feminists for "trying to be like men".

Uh, you completely missed the whole point dude. Also, you're living, breathing proof that sexism is still a prominent issue in our society.

You came to my island
You stepped on my lawn
You pissed off the dog too
You won´t last ´til dawn

5. Boys who constantly insult others but when you make a valid point about their behavior being unacceptable, their defenses automatically go up. Double standards, much?

6. Boys who are not feminists. At this point in 2017 I feel like it's safe to assume that we all know which side we're on. If you make it clear that you're against equality, I will not associate with you.

7. "Hey, ladies, can I get ya numbers? Look at those bodies, damn!" (Yes, this actually happened to me and my friends.)

This is a good time to remind you, I eat boys like you for breakfast, so don't test me!

You insulted my mother
Caught you groping my sister
You crapped on my father
Say your last prayers mister

8. Boys who don't respect their mothers. She birthed you, God forbid you tell her you love her once in a while!

9. Boys who GRAB YOUR ASS IN PUBLIC.

This needs no explanation. NOT YOUR PROPERTY!

10. And finally, boys who tell you what to do with your life.  A suggestion is one thing, but assuming you have the right to control other people is quite another. When someone says your advice is unsolicited, drop it.

I eat boys like you for breakfast
Where´s my knife and fork now?
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes, poteitos potatoes

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