"I'm Not the Jealous Type" and Other Lies She Tells to Fool Him

We all know this girl. The girl who thinks she's better than the rest of us when really, she's even more dramatic and selfish than anyone we've ever met.

If you come across a girl who says any of the following… run.  

1. "I only have guy friends, because girls are too much drama."

RED FLAG. What she really means is, "I'm intimidated and insecure so I only like to talk to guys, because they shower me with attention." 

Girls who claim they're only capable of having guy friends usually are the drama. And it's other girls who don't want to be her friend. 

2. "I'm just like one of the guys."

She's not. She thinks she is, she thinks she can be cool and go with the flow. But in reality, she's so uptight that 'the guys' avoid her at all costs. She just forces her way into their hang outs.

3. "I'm not the jealous type." 

Hahaha. Good one. 

Actually, she's so overwhelmingly jealous and possessive that she denies it and hides it for as long as possible before her true colors come out. 

And believe me, when they do, you'll run as fast as you can.

4. "It's fine."

This means you need to continue to ask her if she's okay over and over again in different ways until she opens up. Otherwise, you will hear it from her later that you "don't care about her" and "don't put in enough effort" and she "clearly loves you more." 

This girl does not know how to be straightforward about anything. 

5. "I don't care."

Aka she'll be short with you and get mad at you, and if you're not blowing up her phone asking her "what's up" then she's going to cut you out like you never existed. 

Because believe me, she cares and it's eating her alive. But she'll never let you know it. 

6. "Leave me alone."

When she says this, the last thing you should ever do is leave her alone. This girl doesn't know how to express her feelings and when she says this she means the exact opposite. 

If you walk away, you'll regret it, believe me.

7. "K."

She's pissed. Too angry for words even. Run.

8. "It doesn't matter." 

It matters. It matters so much that she's trying to reverse psychology you into thinking it doesn't. You see this is a whole other level of crazy. 

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Shannon Amacker

Writer. Mother. Dreamer. Things are always better when it rains. Twitter handle: Facebook URL: facebook.com/a.beautiful.creation

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