Does anyone on your feed spark any joy? Say no more, fam.
Here's all the accounts you need to #MakeInstaGreatAgain one follow at a time. All based on your Zodiac sign.
1. AQUARIUS: There’s an element of air in all that you do. You’re a free spirit that can probably be found appreciating a “fine piece of art” on the streets with your extremely eclectic group of friends.
You don’t have anywhere to be, but you’re always busy. You’re the one that always has a dream. You have a path to follow.
While many of us have no idea how you’re funding your carefree life of leisure, or how you can be talented in painting, photography, and poetry, but we love your instagrammable life.
Your favorite Insta accounts are all local farmer’s markets, anyone with a link to their SoundCloud account, all adorable artists, and whoever actually wants to pay you because they support your “vision”.
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2. PICES: You’re an old soul and we love you for that. You’re selfless, trusting, understanding, and deeply emotional. But we love you most because you’re completely happy to let your fire sign friends have the spotlight while you devotedly stay in their shadows cleaning up the messes from whatever shitstorms they’ve gotten themselves into this time. These Instagram accounts are relatable AF.
You should be following Selena Gomez, Abagail Anderson, and Malika Haqq.
3. ARIES: Aries was the Greek god of war, which means you have some pretty big shoes to fill. You’re a fire sign and everyone knows it. Your bold personality takes over wherever you go—from work to the bedroom. You may be impatient with getting what you want, but that’s just because you have high standards. That type of strong-willed attitude and passion is what keeps you swatting away f*ckboys (or girls) day and night, just like these instas.
You should be following Rihanna, Kendall Jenner, and Jennifer Lawrence (if she would join Instagram, already *insert eye roll emoji*).
4. TAURUS: You’re stubborn as hell, but blame it on the earth sign. Earth signs are like trees. Your feelings are buried deep inside you and if we’re being completely honest, you’re selfish. It’s ok, though, you do love spending money and buying things. If you’re out of ideas on how to get your head any further up your own ass, check out these accounts.
You should be following Kanye West (when he re-joins, because we know he will), Justin Beiber, and Nikki Minaj.
5. GEMINI: The “Chatty Cathy” of the zodiacs. You know it all and love to share every thought you have. You’re versatile, smart as hell, and witty, which also means you get bored easily. So you take to social media for a new challenge…ahem, or debate.
You should be following Donald Trump, Rob Kardashian (he'll be back, too), and Ryan Lochte.
6. CANCER: Family and friends rule all when it comes to this air sign. You live by following your gut and your feelings, and that’s why your home life and stability is the most important thing to you. The downside to always following your heart is you don’t always think before you speak, even though you mean well.
You should be following Lucy Hale, Kristen Bell (and Dax Shepard but they only count as one), and Chrissy Teigen.
7. LEO: Ahh, the dramatic one. You are generous and loving, but you will crush anyone who gets in your way of the spotlight. You’re the leader of the pack and make damn sure everyone knows it. You know your worth and you always get what you want. Some might say that makes you conceited and self-centered, but honestly, who cares? You’ve got money to make and goals to slay.
You should be following Beyonce, Kylie Jenner, and Gucci Mane.
8. VIRGO: Virgos are analytical and calculated. Which is also a nice way of saying anal-retentive and possibly OCD. You like details and you’re insanely critical of yourself and others. You get bored easily in relationships because you can’t find your version of a bae that’s worth your while. We hate you for your hater ways, but these accounts feel your pain on the quest to perfection.
You should be following Monica Geller (OK she’s not real, but isn’t that who you thought of first, too?), Kim Kardashian, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
9. LIBRA: You’re the blind justice. Balance is key to everything you do. You value justice and equality and your Instagram account is mostly filled with women’s rights and PETA posts. These accounts share your passion for harmony in the world.
You should be following Sophia Bush, Mindy Kaling, and Emma Watson.
10. SCORPIO: TBH, you feel everything. Nicely put, you’re too damn sensitive. You’re passionate but clingy in your relationships, but you do assess your options before jumping in to something. You also likely comment SAME on every single quote meme you find.
You should be following Taylor Swift, Drake, and your mom (so her feelings aren’t hurt).
11. SAGITTARIUS: You reinvent yourself constantly and can’t be tied down. Your bio likely says “not all who wander are lost” or “let her roam and live free”. You’re exciting and appreciative, and your energy is contagious.
You should be following Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, and anyone with a #wanderlust on their bio.
12. CAPRICORN: You’re a great friend, but you’re “practical”. A problem solver and organizer. Which once again is synonymous for boring. You won’t gossip or be put in any situation where you’re out of control and while you make a great life long friend because of these traits, your phone’s not exactly blowing up on the weekends. #SorryNotSorry.
You should be following Zoey Deschanel, Michael Phelps, and Randy Jackson.
You’re welcome.
~LaciJay