"You'll never understand life, until it grows inside of you"
Want the cold hard truths about pregnancy, lets lay it all out there. Seriously though.
- Your boobs are no longer cute little boobies they once were. It is straight up rough, they hurt, they're sore. Boyfriend or husband wants to swaddle them during sex…. Well honey it AINT happening cause that shit hurts. Sorry babe.
- Napping is seriously the best thing ever but also can be the most uncomfortable thing ever too. It's like sleeping with a basketball tucked right under your shirt. Do you sleep on your tummy? Well you sure don't anymore. Unless you found some new super awkward sleeping method and if so, please tell me your ways!
- Ever heard of a mucus plug? Yeah it falls out of you. Yes, you heard me right. You think you are peeing then plop. No it isn't snot. Lol.
- Sex can be such a self conscious thing for women, you feel so big and uncomfortable and just feel so unsure about your man looking at you and thinking… Is this the same woman? It crosses all of our minds. Trust me.
- Morning sickness is real for some women. You guys thing getting sick once a year sucks, imagine every single damn morning for the first trimester. Yeah, when we call you a baby, there's a valid reason behind it.
- Prenatals are bae, seriously. Your hair gets longer, your nails look awesome, you feel good and hey, its keeping that little peanut inside you all healthy.
- Mood swings? You can be like "hey girl hey" one minute then the next minute bitching at the waiter because he forgot your pickle with your sandwich, cause that pickle was the most important thing on that damn plate. Then let the water works start flowing.
- Ever wanted a pair of shoes but they were a size too big? So frustrating right? Buy them anyways cause guess what? When your feet decide to swell, they will FIT!
- Lets be real, these "tiger stripes" women talk about aka stretch marks. We don't like them in fact we hide them most of the time. Swimming suits, short shorts, crop tops, just aren't the same anymore.
- The shit we eat. It could be the most random made up thing you would ever see in your life such as ice cream and a pickle or we are stuck on eating ONE THING. And just that ONE THING.
- Pregnancy hormones can make our hair fall out in larger amounts, so when we are sitting on the shower floor crying our eyes out with strands of hair all over our hands, don't be alarmed. Tell us we are still beautiful.
- Be patient with us, give us a break, don't take whatever we say to heart because I mean come on, we are caring your child after all. Take us on a date night, movie night, get some flowers, do whatever it is in your power to not awaken the monster.
