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My Bestie is A Blunt Little Hoe

There are friends and then there are your filterless blunt friends you'd be absolutely lost without.

1. She's brutally honest. Emphasis on brutally. 

If you have food stuck in your teeth, she'll be the first one to say, "that's gross." Even if it hurts, she'll always be honest. Always. 

2. Because she refuses to sugar coat anything.

She would rather say the truth and it hurt for a minute than lie and hurt you or have you resent them later.

3. And she'll definitely say it with a curse before and after.

Because she curses like a sailor. 

4. She's not a fake two faced bitch like every other girl.

She's the realest friend you have and she will never talk shit about you behind your back. And that's a guarantee. 

5. She's loyal to a fault.

Once she trusts you fully and let's you know you're in it for the long haul, she will ALWAYS have your back.

6. You know, the type who stands up for herself and for you no matter what. 

She doesn't mind the confrontation if it's something, or someone, that truly matters to her. Otherwise…

7. And she doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about her.

Or says. She is forever true to herself and she's comfortable with exactly who she is.

8. She's the first to say what everyone else is scared to say.

And she definitely doesn't care if that makes her 'lame' or 'uncool.'

9. You can always go to her for advice and know she'll tell you the truth.

And yeah she might blurt out something before thinking it through, but her mind is always racing.

10. Since she sure as hell doesn't have time to baby anyone.

She doesn't want to have to constantly worry you're going to get your feelings hurt or get mad at everything she says. 

And she refuses to walk on egg shells in order to baby you.

11. Her intentions are pure (sort of).

She doesn't mean to say anything to hurt you or to make you feel bad.

12. It's just that her sarcasm is… tastefully offensive. 

You can't take everything she says to heart or get mad at her for her witty quick come backs.

13. But If she pinky swears, you know it's real.

She always keeps her word and you will never be let down by her.

14. You never have to guess where you stand with her.

You will always feel secure in your friendship with the blunt girl. She doesn't play games or try to act mysterious in order to get anyone's attention.

15. Because she's not the type to tell you everything is fine when it isn't.

She isn't going to act like you didn't hurt or piss get off in order to avoid causing conflict. She will be up front and tell you so the problem doesn't happen again and is squashed.

16. She is the strongest, bravest girl you'll ever meet.

It's inspiring to even be around someone like her.

17. If there's one friend to keep, it should be the blunt friend.

Don't ever throw away the brutally honest chick. She's a keeper, one you never want to let slip out of your life.