Sweet/Vicious is a new television show from MTV about two girls, Jules and Ophelia, who are leading double lives as vigilantes on their college campus, trying to bring justice to those who are getting away with sexual assault.
Here are some hilarious and kick-ass quotes from the first season:
Ophelia: So what do we do next?
Jules: There is no 'we.' I work alone.
Ophelia: First off, that is something Batman so would have said, and secondly, that sure worked well for you tonight.
Jules: What? You want me to teach you everything I know? You want to be my Robin.
Ophelia: I wouldn't be Robin. Robin's a bitch.
Jules: I know how to do things most people don't. There is stuff happening out there and no one is doing anything about it. People are just getting away with awful things. I'm trying to make some of that right.
Ophelia: That's the plot of Batman.
Ophelia: We're doing this for different reasons, but that doesn't mean there aren't people out there who need our help. The school needs its Batman.
Ophelia: I have a couple beers, obviously not you. What's your vice? I'm getting, like, a sugar cookie vibe from you. Ooh, maybe a digestive biscuit. What do you say?
Jules: We're not pregaming a takedown.
Jules: I'm a… I'm a mess.
Ophelia: Actually I said you were a piñata full of issues, but we can go with mess if you want.
Ophelia: I used part of my charm.
Jules: Is that what your parents tell you?
Ophelia: Yeah, they tell me I'm a mistake.
Jules: You want to know the name of my salon? It's called You're Not Blonde, Ophelia. What is going on?
Ophelia: Okay, well, that's a really long name for a salon.
Ophelia: Ow. I think you dislocated my boob.
Ophelia: Wait, girls. The police don't know they're looking for a girl!
Jules: They sure don't.
Ophelia: I mean, like, they're probably only checking the dude's 'cause, you know, patriarchy.
Jules: You have to get out of here.
Ophelia: No shit, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Jules: What? What has he got to do with this?
Ophelia: He is Sherlock. No shit, Sherlock.
Jules: I just… I can't believe he's ruining a vigilante plan.
Ophelia: I know. It's like, let a bitch live, right?
Ophelia: I think it's time for ye old vagilante to make an appearance.
Jules: Did you just…
Ophelia: Yeah. It just kind of rolled off my tongue, and I think it's got real potential. Like I think if we brand ourselves, we could…
Jules: No.
Ophelia: But you… do you get it? It's 'cause…We both have vaginas.
Ophelia: You're special.
Jules: Thank you.
Jules: Chill out, O.
Ophelia: Oh, I'm chill. I'm the queen of chill. I'm Elsa from Frozen chill, but look, this is not cool.
Ophelia: If you ever touch a woman without consent again, we will be back, and we won't be as sweet.
Brady: You aren't sweet. You're vicious.
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