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Yes, Dog Moms are Real Moms

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First off, dog moms are real moms.

YES, REAL moms .

If you have ever been around a puppy for more than an hour you understand that they are all literally psychotic.

1. They eat everything.

  • It was 2 a.m and I had just taken her out and I went to plug my phone in the piece that the goes into my phone was gone. literally gone. My shoes also seem to be a popular choice of snack every day. As soon as I take my eyes off her it’s like she knows and immediately will pick something she’s NOT supposed to chew all the while I have bought her a nice array of toys and bones to chew on. but no. shoes and chords.

2. You can’t take your eyes off them.

  • I’m not lying, I walked out of the room for MAYBE 30 seconds and I walked back in and she literally disappeared. Seriously my room is not that big so where the heck could she have went, the door was shut and she wasn’t in the closet. All of a sudden I heard rustling under my bed and she was running, don’t ask me how, but she was having a good old time. That’s where she likes to hang out but she’s going to be really sad in about a month when she’ll be too big to fit.

3. They follow you everywhere.

  • She loves to take a nap on my bed so when she does that’s when I can sneak away to  get something done, like showering or going downstairs to eat a snack. But every time without fail she is always under my feet. It doesn’t matter if she’s dead asleep, she knows. It’s like she has a sense of when I leave, if she can see me leaving she’ll stare me down until I come back. Honestly she’s a weirdo. 

4. They have no motor skills, whatsoever.

  • That girl loves to play, let me tell ya. If we’re being honest, she has absolutely no sense of how big her paws are. She prances and tries her best to not fall over herself but she really can’t help it. I should have made her middle name clumsy. 

5. She’s a strong independent puppy who don’t need no man.

  • She takes the stairs like a champ even though she’s not very good at them. She also loves jumping off my bed but she can’t get back on so she’ll try and try but she’ll never make it back up. She hates her leash and being told where to go. She’s got a feisty little attitude.

6. They have NO personal space. 

  • This is the perfect example, One morning I woke up and she was sleeping on the side of my face. If I’m working on my computer she has to be sitting on top of my keyboard or biting the screen. When I’m walking around she likes to be under my feet at all times. She’s crazy but it’s so cute.

The biggest thing that I’ve learned is a puppy makes the greatest companion. They are also like toddlers. I have the utmost respect for moms but don’t forget about us dog moms, especially those with puppies. 

For anyone looking to rescue a puppy, DO IT! 


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