It’s fall y’all! You know what that means, don’t you? All of the basic b*tches are coming out in full force as the weather cools down. How much of a fall basic b*tch are you though? You may be a fall basic b*tch if you do these things:
1. Go apple picking in an orchard.
2. Buy and document you enjoying apple cider and doughnuts at the orchard.
3. Drink all of the pumpkin spice.
4. Break out your Uggs the second you see leaves on the ground.
5. Post pictures involving pumpkins. *extra basic if it’s a selfie*
6. Go on a haunted hayride or to a haunted house.
7. Bake all things pumpkin flavored.
8. Step on the crunchy leaves when you walk anywhere.
9. Get excited when you see the Halloween themed Pillsbury cookies at the store.
10. Plan and look for the perfect Halloween costume.
11. Wear all of the sweaters, cardigans, wraps, and shawls you can find.
12. Own more fall scented candles than you’ll ever use because fall.
13. Bake an apple pie using those apples you picked at the orchard.
14. Take a picture of your boots standing in an extra leafy spot. *to be extra basic, include your Starbucks cup filled of something pumpkin flavored*
15. Own all of the plaid things; flannels, scarves, blankets, etc.
16. Take an Insta picture of you throwing leaved in the air #doitforthegram.
17. Throw a Friendsgiving.
18. Constantly say how close it’s getting to Christmas.
19. You use #blessed, #thankful , #fall, #autumn in almost every post.
20. Bonfires and s’mores are one of your musts as the weather cools down
21. Get lost in a corn maze with your BFFs.
22. Celebrate Oktoberfest with all of the beer and outfits to match.
23. Constantly complain about how cold it is.
24. Put fall decorations in every last free space of your house.
25. Are already dreaming of what you’ll eat on Thanksgiving.
26. Have a plan of attack for Black Friday.
27. Binge watch “13 Nights of Halloween” on TV.
28. Rewatch Hocus Pocus a million times.
29. Do #27 and #28 while in a nest of blankets.
30. Wear all of the oversized sweaters and leggings.
31. Own and wear more pairs of fuzzy and wool socks than you can count.