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10 Conversations You Have When You’re Reunited with Your Soulmate Wifey

Being away from your best friend in the whole world is heart breaking. But the long periods of separation bring you two closer. And when you finally get to see her again, it’s like you were never apart.

1. Throwbacks and remember whens.

The first thing that you’re going to do when you’re reunited with your wifey is to start reminiscing about the old times. You’ll be laughing until you cry as you talk about those embarrassing hookups and crazy late night adventures. Your soulmate wifey just gets you, and it doesn’t take long to start talking about all of those fun memories you made together.  

2. Boyfriends and love interests.

Obviously you need to know exactly what’s going on in her love life. She’s going to tell you every little detail, whether she wants to or not. This is essential information. And you protect her secrets with your life, because being her soulmate wifey means the world to you.

3. Excitement about drinking together.

You cannot wait to go out with your wifey. You both know that bad things are going to happen, but you wouldn’t want it any other way.  Even though you’re on your way to buy the wine, it’s impossible to contain your excitement. All you guys can talk about is how much you love getting drunk together.

4. Actually getting drunk together.

And then you start drinking. Wine is flowing, shots are taken, and filters are gone. You start to compliment literally every aspect of your wifey. People think that you’re two random drunk girls who just met in the bathroom, but you guys are serious.

5. Talking about her family as if they’re your own.

When her mom calls to make sure she got home safe, you answer the phone like, “Hey Janet. Ya we’re home.” You and your soulmate wifey refer to each others families as if you’ve been adopted into them. You talk about those terribly awkward family parties, because you both dragged each other there so you wouldn’t have to suffer alone.

6. Endless banter about picking outfits and trading clothes.

You’ve been sharing closets since you met each other. When you ask her if she still has your gray top, she says that she thought it was hers. You two can go out shopping together and literally pick out entire wardrobes for the other.  

7. Planning for future trips.

Even though you were just reunited, you can’t help but plan out future vacations together. You’re going on a cross country road trip, then a vacay to the islands, then you’ll backpack around Europe together, and then you’ll end up somewhere in South America. You guys know that most of that isn’t going to happen, but it’s fun to chatter about the what ifs and maybes.  

8. Why you love her so much.

Sometimes you guys just ramble on to each other about how much you guys love the other. But no shame in that. It’s quite rare to find a soulmate best friend, but you’ve got her. So yeah, having an entire conversation about how she’s literally the greatest person on Earth and how other girls are so basic is totally normal.

9. Reasons why the rest of the world sucks.

You and your soulmate wifey love to commiserate together. You both hate people and just don’t get why some girls are just so basic, and why guys are so clueless. You guys have spent entire nights staying up together to talk about life and the ridiculousness of the world.  

10. How happy you are that she’s your soulmate wifey.

You love your soulmate wifey, and never want her to leave you. But now that she’s back, you two are inseparable. You can’t help but tell her how happy you are that she’s finally back with you.