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10 Signs You’re The Low Maintenance Girlfriend

Lo Fi GF?

We’re the ones who are proud of our lazy days and comfy clothes.

You’re the girlfriend who takes about 12 minutes to get ready, joins the boys on a bro night because they actually want you there, and the type of girl who only calls once when their boyfriends does not answer. You’re a keeper and you know it.

 

1. Your Humor Is Too Dirty. Butt stuff jokes are basically on a daily.

2. Comfort Over Fashion. So what if my Sketchers look like granny shoes? They are literally a godsent.

3. You Never Get Offended. Strangers think you and your boyfriend hate each other. “I hate you. You’re ugly. You have no friends” come up in conversation on the regular.

4. You Go With The Flow. It’s not that you don’t know where you want to eat; you just don’t care. Wings? Sure. Pizza? Im down. Wings and Pizza? Hell yes.

5. You Don’t Care If He Plays Video Games. Finally, something to shut him up.

6. No Boundaries. You’re at the point where you have unveiled everything about yourself to them. You fart in front of each other like its no big deal.

7. Your Priorities Are In The Right Place. There is a mutual understanding when the excuse not to go out is “I can’t, I’m eating cinnamon rolls.”

8. Sleeping In Over Getting Ready. Let’s be honest, your bed is the best hairdresser you have.

9. You Do Not Understand The Hype With Designer Brands. I could literally buy something that looks exactly the same at TJ Max for $10. I could live off of Taco Bell for a year on how much you spent on that bag.

10. Napping Is Our Side Hoe. Yeah, I’ll be back. Going to take a 3 hour nap or 5 hours. Whatever.

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