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10 Things We Say to Our Boyfriends While We’re at Target

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3. Wow, traffic is horrible tonight.

Tsk. Tsk. Sharon. We all know your commute has two stoplights and you get off during the dead zone. Making a little pit stop, are we? You have just blatantly lied to your significant other to go get yourself a new throw blanket. I hope it helps you sleep at night.

4. Nope. I didn’t find anything today.

Another lie! I see that bag full of goodies hiding behind your front seat. Is there a few more in the trunk?

5. I’m just running in really quick!

At least you’ve now come to terms with yourself. Props for that. But, we both know this won’t be a quick endeavor. It will be a long inner battle. Good vs Evil. Who is the good guy? Let’s just say Target never loses.

6. Yes, I’m here. No, I’m not buying anything.

Sigh. But, why not? It’s called Target, not Tar-don’t-get.

7. Just browsing the clearance.

Target places their clearance sporadically throughout the store. So, you literally almost have to walk the whole store. Does your husband know that, Sharon?


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