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10 Things We Say to Our Boyfriends While We’re at Target

8. Okay. I only bought something from the dollar section!

Actually, good job. Their dollar section, well mostly three dollar section, is pretty impressive. It is usually also holiday themed with decor and crafts!

9. Chip & Joanna have their newly released collection here and you really need to forgive me, but it’s happening. 

I hope you’re prepared for the backlash that will incur from ever allowing your wife to watch HGTV You thought it was a little hobby? You thought wrong. This is life now. Chip and Joanna are now in your home.

10. Who needs to pay bills when you have the cutest doormat, Steve? 

Own that newfound Target independence and bring in your five shopping bags with confidence. You needed this stuff. Don’t think about your wallet. You are Joanna. Go forth!