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14 Super Impressive Drunk Things We Do With Our Best Friends

Drinking And BFFS

While drinking, there are some things that just seem to happen more when our best friends are around. Maybe it’s a false sense of security, maybe we just rage harder with them than with anyone else – but we sometimes end up attempting very impressive feats of drunkenness. And by impressive, I really mean a host of things:

1. We’ll say things we would normally never, 

ever say under normal circumstances. I could hook up with Johnny Depp. I could. If he were here right now, I would totally just go up to him and also F*ck him.

2. We will attempt to sing 

a karaoke song we have no business singing: OOOOOOOOHHHH We’re halfway there, O-Oh! living on a praaaayyyyerrr take my hand, we’ll make it I swear…

3. We will either deface public property

 or steal something completely useless: Hey, I totally wrote our names in the bathroom last night. What is a STOP sign doing in my room? 

4. We will flirt with people

we have no business flirting with, for a while: Ah, that sounds fascinating. So when you’re breeding the cockroaches, are you wearing hazmat suits or do you just work in your own clothes?