Drinking And BFFS

While drinking, there are some things that just seem to happen more when our best friends are around. Maybe it’s a false sense of security, maybe we just rage harder with them than with anyone else – but we sometimes end up attempting very impressive feats of drunkenness. And by impressive, I really mean a host of things:

1. We’ll say things we would normally never, 

ever say under normal circumstances. I could hook up with Johnny Depp. I could. If he were here right now, I would totally just go up to him and also F*ck him.

2. We will attempt to sing 

a karaoke song we have no business singing: OOOOOOOOHHHH We’re halfway there, O-Oh! living on a praaaayyyyerrr take my hand, we’ll make it I swear…

3. We will either deface public property

 or steal something completely useless: Hey, I totally wrote our names in the bathroom last night. What is a STOP sign doing in my room? 

4. We will flirt with people

we have no business flirting with, for a while: Ah, that sounds fascinating. So when you’re breeding the cockroaches, are you wearing hazmat suits or do you just work in your own clothes?