11. We’ll decide at the end of the night,
after about 1000 mixed drinks, that it’s totally appropriate to start taking hardcore shots. Jameson, anyone? come onnnnnnn. YOLO.
12. We’ll lose things that are integral to
our daily existence: our wallet, our phone, all five of our left hand’s fake nails. Damn it, I just got these done today. How the hell did that happen?
13. We’ll decide this is the time to
start pranking people. Our other friends and roommates will wake up and be greeted by photos of themselves that can only be considered blackmail material. What did you draw on my face? What is that in my mouth?