When you’re on the phone with someone and they just keep talking nonstop, you kind of pretend you’re listening and say the occasional “omg” “hmmmm” or “yeah” while you surf Facebook or even watch some funny videos.
Laughing at someone when they trip or fall.
Reading someone’s texts on the subway or elevator.
Staring at someone when they take a selfie.
Taking food off someone’s plate when they’re not looking because it’s too tempting and you’re not strong enough to resist.
When someone cancels plans you didn’t want to be apart of anyway: YES! YES! YES! I’M FREEEEEE.
