It’s a fact: Being a Gemini is awesome. We provide you with spontaneity, youth, and energy. Simply put, we’re the fun ones!
Time spent with us is a non-stop adventure. That’s why people tend to gravitate towards us.
1. We are guarded, not two-faced.
We will not allow ourselves to be hurt in any way, shape, or form.
The end result can be misinterpreted as shallowness or standoffish but I assure you, we are anything but.
If you want to get around this barrier accept that there are parts of us that will remain private, meant for us and us alone. Don’t pry.
2. Take our sarcasm as a compliment.
If we’re so sarcastic to the point we might come off slightly insulting, we really like you.
If we don’t like you, we will act like you don’t exist, cause as far as we’re concerned, you don’t.
3. That ‘flirty girl’ personality just isn’t us.
People talk to us and we’re bored, so we talk back.
More often than not, we are thinking about where we stand on Arsenic (the color, the poison, whatever) so don’t freak out if you see us in a corner chatting with someone.
4. You’d better have a massive…brain.
We appreciate looks as much as anyone else but it’s intelligence that really gets us hot so if you can’t get down with celebrating Pi day, keep moving.
5. We want stability AND spontaneity… not just one.
We want someone who has their shit together (financially responsible, independent, reliable job, pays their own bills, etc) but can also surprise us because they spend all their free time planning cute things for us to do.
Is that so much to ask?
6. Judy Moody is our alter ego.
We’re up, we’re down, we’re up, we’re down, we’re…if you think you’re exhausted, think how we feel.
We aren’t trying to drive you crazy, we promise, it’s just that our moods tend to change like the weather so it’s best to just go with it.
7. Our uniqueness makes us one of a kind, worship us!
No, not literally. We actually don’t like to be the center of attention at all times. But we do deserve to be acknowledged for being awesome every now and then.
8. How can we miss you if you won’t go away?
We like you, we love you, but, honestly, give us our space, dammit! We really need our space. Give it to us and you will be richly rewarded.
9. We have a very long fuse… attached to a giant, Acme-sized bomb.
We let a lot of things slide, like a lot of things, but once we’ve reached the end of our rope, watch out!
The one emotion we are comfortable with is rage…and we have a tendency to be creative in our vengeance.
10. Our advice is literally always on point. Always.
We will listen to your problem intently and offer compassionate, relevant advice. It seems we can fix everyone’s problems but our own…
11. Some people are a blank canvass…Geminis are a tarp.
And you’re not allowed to see what’s underneath. We guard our emotions with all that we are. It’s the only way we know…
12. We got this!
Gemini’s don’t need anyone and we’re not all that fond of being needed either. What we want is to be wanted and appreciated just like we want and appreciate those we care about.
13. Show up to the office dressed like sleeping beauty? Been there.
We don’t embrace our inner child, we are our inner child, to us, there’s no difference. Harry Potter robe in place of an actual coat? Done that. Witty Disney reference? Literally, have the t-shirt.
14. Time management? What’s that?
Let’s get one thing straight; Gemini’s are not late. We have our own time-zone; Gemini time. It just happens to be about 45 mins behind everyone else…
15. We know exactly what we’re doing. At all times.
And if we don’t, we’ll act as we do with such confidence that you’ll have no doubt we’ve got it all figured out.
16. We know who we are, and we like us for us, even if you don’t.
If you start a sentence with “you should…” we will have thought of six ways to delete you from our lives before you finish your thought.
17. Texting is the best invention of the 21 century.
It allows us to be social without actually having to interact with anyone. Dreams really do come true!
18. We love to learn.
About anything. Seriously, want to ensure you have our attention? Teach us something…
19. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again…
If this is the best you can do, skip it. Don’t embarrass yourself on our account…
20. Say it with flowers.
Or candy, or a train set (that’s right, a train set). We Geminis love gifts, both giving and receiving!
