Most guys assume that when you bring around your girl, everything’s gotta be censored: no gross shit and no crude shit. Unless, of course, your girl is a beer drinking gal: a chick who gets down with a brew, can hang.
She can do a funnel, a shotgun, a keg stand, a beer slide, and win at beer pong or flip cup on any given day. Basically, 11 out of 10 of the guys will approve:
- She’s a cheap date: no $15.00 martinis here.
- She’d rather go to a sports bar than a stuffy club…
- She calls ‘vodka sodas’ skinny bitches…
- Because that’s who orders them.
- She knows the difference between lager, wheat, ale, stout, pilsner, IPA…
- And even if she doesn’t, she’s at least tried ‘em all.
- She’s never gonna hand over her warm butt…(you know, the end of a beer that’s warm and flat)…
- Because she always finishes her beer.
- She knows how to open a beer with something other than a bottle opener.
- You can have burping contests with her.
- If you piss the bed…NBD.
- She’s done it before.
- Plus, she knows that it’s mostly beer…not piss.
- If you pick up the phone and say Wassssssssup…
- It won’t piss her off.
- She will watch the Premier League and call it footie, not soccer.
- If she’s drinking a margarita, it’s got an upside down Corona in it.
- Munich is on her list of places she needs to go.
- When you wake up with a massive hangover, she’ll hand you a cold one…
- And when your girlfriend hands you a cold beer at 11am…
- That is when you know you’ve won in life.