13. Words, words, words.
The Mrs and I have been married so long she can finish my sentences.
She also starts most of them and supplies the middle parts too.— TheAlexNevil (@TheAlexNevil) April 12, 2016
14. Bedroom drama.
ME: isn’t this great??
WIFE: not really
ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what’s wrong— regluar name (@hippieswordfish) November 3, 2015
15. Nope.
Her: we need to talk.
Me: unsubscribe— Goats? (@Gooooats) September 23, 2015
